While lying in the bed at 3:00 a.m. nursing Luke….
Jawan (groggy): “Mitch, where are you?”
Mitch: “I’m in the living room on the couch.”
Mitch: “Because there wasn’t any room in the bed.”
Jawan: “Huh? Why?”
Mitch: “Because you kicked me out by scooting back more and more and I didn’t want to wake you up since you were sleeping so soundly.”
Isn’t my husband the greatest?!?!?!?!