My younger children fell asleep earlier than expected one day this week so I asked my friend if she would pick Andrew up from school and bring him home. When she arrived, this was their conversation:
Melissa: “Hey, Andrew! I’m gonna take you home today!”
Melissa: “Because Mommy had to do something.”
Andrew: “Oh, she must be at Walmart.”
Guess I better scale down on the trips to Wally World.